Hello! Is everybody staying warm? I’m having a hard time doing so, I don’t want to kill mom’s energy bill. :(

Remember that English essay I took earlier this week that I said I didn’t know anything about what I was writing? Well it appears that I got a 90 on it! It’s completely ironic considering that when I felt knowledgeable about writing other essays, I would get 75 or an 82. Maybe I should just not know stuff from now on. :) Well, my English finals are over with, next week will be both History and Business Speaking on the same day. Wish me luck!!

Lets talk about something that some people have recently been curious about. The removal of my wisdom teeth last week. Unlike some of my lucky friends, my wisdom teeth grew in at a perfect sideways angle. Food kept getting stuck and I was getting pretty fed up with it. Exactly one week ago, Thomas took me to the orthodontist to get all four of the suckers removed. When the time for operation came, I smoothed my hair, sat back in my chair (Owl city reference, ha), and let them do their thing. They made me inhale laughing gas through my nose. I know why they call it laughing gas now!! It’s not because the gas makes you laugh, but it’s because you get really sleepy every time you breathe in, and that fact alone makes you laugh! You know how when you breathe in, your chest rises? Well, if it’s laughing gas you’re breathing in, then your chest does the opposite, it sinks down. Anyways, they then gave me a lethal injection and I died. Well, something like that. They injected me and I fell asleep. What happened after that remains a mystery…

Eventually, I woke up in another room with Thomas sitting next to me. For about 20 minutes I guess, I tried to ask him what the hell was going on. According to him, I was just muttering random crap like a baby. He drove me home and I passed out on the couch for… I don’t know… 15 hours? I was knocked out like a loser from a boxing match and I even had the face to prove it. For three days, I was unable to eat any solid food. I was on a strict diet of chicken noodle soup, pudding, painkillers, and antibiotics. I felt sick and dizzy all the time and my stomach was not feeling healthy. On the fourth day, I was finally fed up. I bought myself some McDonalds to put my stomach at ease. It was slightly painful but completely delicious.

I went back earlier today for my post-operation checkup. I’m healing properly and I’m able to eat solid food without any problems. My only gripe is that food is still getting stuck in the holes, but they gave me this syringe that I can use to spray it out. It’s gonna be about three more weeks before they completely heal. Oh well, at least I can speak clear English again. :)