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Review: Pandora One

desktopapp Slightly less than a year ago, I started using Pandora‘s internet radio service. I first asked for Paramore and it gave me Fall Out Boy. I hated Fall Out Boy, and for this I hated Pandora and gave it no mercy. Lack of music from eastern Asia (specifically Korean) was also a total bummer and a disadvantage when compared to last.fm. I boycotted Pandora for a short time and stuck with last.fm. Come to find over time, last.fm was very disorganized with duplicate songs, constant repetitiveness, and incorrectly tagged music. I would hear the same song repeat as much as three times in a row or hear music from a completely different genre that didn’t even relate. For this, I decided to give Pandora another shot. After getting to know how it worked, it surely did not disappoint.

Always working in front of a computer screen, whether at home or work, I found Pandora to be quite the companion. I was slowly discovering new music, artists, and genres that I have never heard about. It became addicting. Unfortunately, it all came at a price: a 40 hour per month time limit and 10 to 20 second advertisements every 3 to 6 songs. I would always use up my 40 hours halfway through the month and the advertisements began to become annoying. I can’t even count how many times I’ve been repetitively told by the same advertisement that the Baseball world series was on TBS. For a reasonable price of only $1, you could suspend the 40 hour time limit for the remainder of the month. I was fine with that, but those freaking RAMEN ADS! They were getting persistent! Figuring that Pandora has already given me a lot for so little, I decided to succumb, pay $36, and become a victim of Pandora One for an entire year.  It’s been over 9 months since then. Only question remaining now is: was my money wisely spent or did it become a lost cause?

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Review: HTC Incredible

After having my LG Dare for only about a year and a half, the cells in the battery began to swell and the phone was unable to hold a charge for over two minutes. Coincidentally, it started doing this just as the HTC Incredible was about to be released and I was eligible for a new phone upgrade. Talk about good timing! The phone was $199 after a mail-in rebate (which I received not too long ago) plus an additional $50 off for upgrading, bringing the price of this Android-powered mobile powerhouse down to a mere $149.99! I’ve had this device for nearly a month and I figure it’s best that I pitch in my two cents about it before it becomes overshadowed by the superior and (ironically) incredible HTC EVO 4G.

The Hardware

phone Physically speaking, the phone is gorgeous. My Incredible is pictured here with the slide-in holster/case combo offered by Verizon ($29.99) and Boxwave ClearTouch Crystal screen protector ($12.95). The build quality is sturdy and tough, something that is usually always expected from a flagship HTC handset. Anybody who has been following the device will know that it sports a 1GHz Snapdragon CPU, 8GB of internal storage, 748MB of ROM, a microSD slot (supports up to 32GB cards), an 8 megapixel camera with dual LED flash/autofocus, and a clear, vibrant 480 x 800 Samsung AMOLED capacitive touchscreen. The entire bottom has a rubber coating which will withstand most minor scratches, but I would still recommend buying a case to protect it. Without a case, the phone rests on the extended camera lens when laid flat. Moving the phone around while in this position could cause some damage and scratching to the camera lens. The problem can be prevented with a case, as it would raise the position of the camera lens and prevent it from coming into contact with the surface. On the sides of the phone, you’ll find the power button, 3.5mm headphone jack, volume buttons, a micro-usb connector, and microphone. Along with the capacitative buttons under the screen, the device also features an optical trackpad instead of a trackball which you’ll usually find in other HTC handsets. Unfortunately, I find that using the optical trackpad is a bit more frustrating than using a trackball or directional pad, especially when it comes to certain applications and games.

The Software

s1 As this is my first Android-powered handset, I had no experience using the Android platform prior to buying the phone. A month later and I’m completely hooked to it. The Sense UI by HTC is a very nice implementation which makes the Android experience feel iPhone-like in almost every aspect. It’s clean, polished, and thanks to the powerful hardware it runs on, it runs very fast with extremely little or no lag. Menus, animations, transitions, etc. all run smoothly on the device. The only time that I’ve experienced slowdown on the device was when it was opening an SMS conversation of over 1100 messages, but it still opened it all in a reasonable amount of time, considering what was being loaded. Though I can pretty much wrap my hand around it, I still have much to learn about the Android platform as a whole. I’ll probably steer away fom rooting the device. Playing around with the Android SDK can be pretty fun. With the recent release of Android 2.2 Froyo for the Nexus One, I wonder how long it will be before HTC releases it for the Incredible, considering that they may focus on pushing it out for the EVO 4G first. Below you’ll find a small gallery of screenshots and camera shots from the phone so that you can get a good idea of how the UI looks.

Wrap-up

In a nutshell, the HTC Incredible is hands-down possibly the best Android handset you can get while riding on Verizon’s airwaves. If you’re able to choose your carrier, then the upcoming release of the EVO 4G from Sprint may be a phone you might want to look into instead. But if you’re stuck in Verizon’s clutches, the Incredible is the way to go if you’re wanting to join the Android party.

BTW, the HTC Calendar widget sucks and has some major issues.

Review: Handjob!

I never thought I would do this, but for the first time in my life, I purchased two Handjobs for five bucks. Was it really a good deal or just too good to be true? Well lets find out…

dsc_0153_0 The parodic infomercial-style advertisement for the Handjob has to be one of the most ridiculous, tasteless, and above all, ingeniously pun-tastic infomercials I have ever seen. Somebody seriously needs to call the police on Uncle Greg. I stumbled upon it after browsing through one of my favorite gadget blogs, Gizmodo. I’ve seen plenty of parodies like these from time to time, but never one as shamefully clever as this one. Nearly every single line in this commercial is a pun of an actual handjob and they’re dished out as if the term never existed. The corny 80′s style music, exaggerated acting, smooth transitions, and genuine-sounding spokesperson all seal the deal for a perfect looking commercial. At the end, they insist that you visit ineedahandjob.com to order. Most parodies that include a website usually do it for added humor. They make it appear that you can order the product but you can’t because it’s not real. Whether the Handjob was real or not, I wanted to see how far this would go. And with five bucks to spare, what did I have to lose? I ordered my Handjobs and recieved this email a few days later:

Dearest Handjob Consumers,

Thank you so much for your orders! Due to many recent inquiries, we would like to take this opportunity to assure you that yes, this is a real product. And yes, you will be receiving your very own genuine Handjobs shortly.

We were taken by surprise at the overwhelming response and the number of orders we’ve received thus far, and we are working very hard to try to get all of your orders to you by Christmas time. Please note that we can make no guarantees, but we will be working around the clock between now and then in an effort to satisfy your wants and desires.

We take Handjobs very seriously, and we truly do appreciate each and every one of you for supporting us. And look forward to many new and exciting developments on the HJ front! Thank you again, and we look forward to hearing about all the pleasure your heartwarming Handjobs provide this season!

Cheers,
Lisa Q.
Handjob! Customer Service

dsc_0158_0 Wow, they continue to dish out puns in their customer service emails too. After a long time of waiting, I finally receive my Handjobs. To my surprise, they actually look… good. I expected some small, cheap, foamy material but it’s actually top-grade rubber. To see if they really worked as advertised, I tested them out on a jar of pickles that haven’t been opened in a while. It… worked, better than a towel or the end of your shirt I might add. After keeping them laying around on my desk, I found that they make pretty sick coasters and reduce the chance of my drink spilling over. For five bucks, they’re not bad at all. In the end, no matter how genuine something like this, it’s all done just for laughs. I don’t need them at all. I could just give them away, but for the sake of avoiding reactions from dirty minds, I’m pretty sure I won’t be giving anyone a Handjob.

Pros:
- It actually works as advertised.
- Reasonably priced.

Cons:
- Requires an open sense of humor.
- Humiliation from dirty minds.
- Ironically won’t help when used for real handjobs.

Review: Why I play SFIV

sf So first off, what is Street Fighter IV? Here’s the factual lowdown. SFIV is a 2D fighting game produced by Capcom. It was released to Japanese arcades in July 2008 and to home consoles in February 2009. The basic point of the game is to have two characters beat each other into a blinding pulp until one emerges victorious. Whether you care much about fighting games or not, you should already know this. Fighting games have been around for decades and they’re really nothing new. So what makes SFIV so special if it’s just the same thing that’s been around for years? More importantly, why do I even play it? Well, I’ll tell you…

Hands down, SFIV has to be the most competitive and rewarding games I have ever played. When you win, you feel like you really deserve it. When you lose, you may become frustrated, but deep down you’re encouraged to try harder. Sure, I’ve played plenty of competitive games before: Starcraft, Halo, Gears of War, etc., but none of them really give you the same feeling of satisfaction that SFIV does. When you land that match-ending Ultra, you feel good about it. When you nail that finishing combo, you can’t help but smile a bit cause you deserved it. When someone does the exact same thing to you, all you can do is look at the screen and go “awwwww” cause they kicked your ass and you know it. It’s not a game like Halo or Call of Duty where if you lose, you end up making a bunch of excuses. “That’s bullsh-” “I shot him first!” “There’s no way he could’ve shot me!” “That’s impossible” “It was lagging!” “This game is garbage!” Seriously? Games like those are filled with the biggest bunch of crybabies and after hearing them whine so many times, I stopped playing multi player shooters.

Believe it or not, but SFIV has been responsible for some pretty awesome get-togethers too. You just can’t beat having your friends come together to eat food and fight each other till the wee hours of the morning. It’s awesome. You can’t forget the arcade scene either. After the interest in arcades began to decline over the past decade, some will argue that SFIV singlehandedly revived the arcade scene a bit. My friends and I are lucky enough to live close to Arcade UFO in Austin, an abandoned laundromat that was transformed into a Japanese head-to-head style arcade. Players from all over Texas come just to compete in tournaments or to just play for fun. Simply put, it’s an awesome place to meet people and kick their asses while doing it. So what if you don’t have an arcade or even friends to play with? Take it online. No matter what online game you play, there’s always trash-talkers and SFIV is no exception. But overall, people who play SFIV online are generally nicer and chances are, you’ll more than likely get a “Good game!” rather than a “You suck!” Don’t believe me? Here’s just a few of the messages I’ve received from playing others online:

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